Unsent Letter: Lionel Tate Dear Jackass,

I clicked on the following link( http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/24/tate.arrest/ ) and read that you are now in trouble for allegedly robbing a pizza delivery guy. I realize that the last time you were in serious trouble, you blamed professional wrestling and the influence it had on you. Even though you were found guilty, the appeal worked for you and I guess you decided to start watching TV again.

But here's the thing...Please point me to the show where you saw some asshole rob a pizza delivery guy at gunpoint. I'm just asking because, once again, we don't want to blame you for how much of a waste of sperm you've proven to be.

Sincerely,

kerowack

P.S. I hope the next show you watch is The Tony Danza Show. At least that way you may attempt to immitate someone who is only has as annoying as you are.  ¶ 8:29 AM