Lunch Lady Land
I just taught three straight GYM classes with a packed bladder. I bet you never stopped to think how many times one of your teachers had to go to the bathroom, but was unable to do so. It's happened to me four times in just under two years and it's the worst. Especially when one of them asks to go to the bathroom and you watch them leave. I've never been so jealous.
But the cool thing is today I got the "behind the scenes" tour of the cafeteria at one of the elementary schools. They have hamburgers as far as the eye can see and pretzels piled so high the salt showers down like hail! Plus, those lunch ladies are the most awesome people in the school...They were amused with my fascination.
Anyway...I've got nothing.