The 'wack Off
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
  Unsent Letter: Paula Abdul

Dear Paula Abdul,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,

kerowack

P.S. If I end up watching American Idol tonight (and no doubt that I will) and you repeat whatever Randy has to say for like the zillionth time and use either the word "passion", "energy", or the phrase "made the song your own", I'm going to kick my small dog.

So don't.
 
Comments:
Your poor dog.
 
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