Things that are better than my blog Here's a short list of things you should be spending your time on instead of reading this blog. Because in 80 years, when you're old and withering or old and dead, you'll wish you had these 30 seconds back and any of the options below would have been a better way to spend them.

1. Arrested Development - I'll ban TV for one year if Mitch Herwitz doesn't let the show live.
2. The Office - I'll end that ban the second a new episode of this show comes on.
3. Winning Eleven 9- The game that has me asking, "Why did I turn 360 so fast?"
4. Velveeta macaroni and cheese - I eat half of the cheese before I mix it with the noodles.
5. 45 minutes of cardio- Bad days go bye-bye right around minute 46.
6. Sirius satellite- If you don't have one... *punches reader who doesn't own one*
7. Taping shows with VHS tapes- Take your tivo, and it's monthly fee, and shove it up your fancy butt.
8. Hat racks- Your hats will thank you later.
9. XBOX 360- I APOLOGIZE XBOX! Don't hate me.
10. Axe deoderant- I'm still waiting on the flock of women to chase me down, but with the deoderant on, I know they're close.

You could probably point to any object in your house or any object outside of it and it is better than my blog, but you know what?

*breaks reader's pointer fingers*  ¶ 6:50 PM