But I was gonna wear a condom!... ...is going to go down as the line of the summer of 2005. We have most of August left, but I can safely assume that nothing anyone, even any of YOU, say will top it.

Anyway, the backstory is in this post entry by my darling girlfriend Kristen http://specialk5663.blogspot.com/2005/08/this-weekend-my-friend-heather-and-her.html

Basically, her friend's boyfriend had planned a trip to Amsterdam for the first week of August (he's there now) and it was agreed upon by her friend and him that while he was there he could do whatever he wanted to do.

And let's face it, half of the reason ANYONE goes to Amsterdam is to smoke weed legally. The other half? Whores. Lots of whores.

So the "whores" part is where this gets interesting. Apparently she had given him the ok to partake in the pleasures of the red light district and gave him the big thumbs up to go window shopping for some good old fashioned whores. Cut to a month later and she starts to feel like maybe that wasn't the best idea and tells him so. She tells him that she feels really close to him and seeing as how they've gotten serious that she would rather him not bang a whore (or twelve).

His response(and winner for line of the summer of 2005)?

"BUT I WAS GONNA WEAR A CONDOM!

I know a lot of people long for the days where movies cost a nickel, families ate dinner together and firemen pulled cats down out of trees, but I, for one, am glad to know that there are still some true gentlemen left on this rotting planet.

Well, wouldn't you know it (and I freakin CALLED it), two days before he's set to leave he starts picking fights with her and one of them leads to the both of them deciding to call it quits.

Ten bucks that he calls her the second he gets back and "swears" that he was thinking about her the entire time he was there (so much so, that he couldn't squeeze in a few whores during his stay). And what do I say to that?

At least he was gonna wear a condom.  ¶ 8:28 AM