First a cellphone, now this For 27 years I successfully managed to live my life without owning a cellphone and between you and me, the first three of those years went by so fast I can barely remember a thing. The next four years are pretty much a blur as well, except I can clearly remember never having to apologize for not owning a cellphone. I guess it really wasn't up until college where "not" having a cellphone made me an outcast (and to be consider an outcast at SVA is a pretty hard thing to do). Anyway, I now own a freakin cellphone and I'm now another dumb blogger.

If you are interested in killing five minutes a day reading about a 27 year old mans adventures at the gym (and his subsequent battles with ball sweat), than this is the blog for you. If you are captivated by dramatic stories involving sports videogames and fictional college football teams, this is the blog for you. And if you are mesmerized by both of those things, please tell me why. I need to know what's wrong with me.

Anyway, special thanks to helava and A_B for making their blogs a must read and unknowingly encouraging me to start my own.

Oh, and what's the deal with *insert name of upsetting politician here*?  ¶ 8:46 AM