Unsent Letter: George Michael Dated 1990:

Dear George Michael,

Your newest album, "Listen Without Prejudice", is fantastic. Cowboys and Angels is probably my favorite song on the album, but I love them all! You are so talented and I'm sure you will continue to rule the charts for years to come!

Your biggest fan,

kerowack

P.S. Stay away from public bathrooms in Los Angeles. It's just a feeling I have, but probably nothing to worry about. Later!


END OF LETTER

Seriously, George Michael really pissed all over a great career. Not because of the whole indecent exposure scandal, but because his last three albums have sucked major ballz. He hasn't put out anything decent in over 15 years!

Thank god for Robbie Williams. I need something to dance to while I'm naked and cooking omelettes in the kitchen.  ¶ 7:57 PM 1 comments

  If I had enough friends... I would try to convince them to do something similar to this...

http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=57

Dibs on the music section. I would love to push awful CD's on all of the shoppers.

"You simply must purchase George Michael's "Songs From the Last Century". It's totally underrated and stuff".  ¶ 7:51 PM 6 comments